potato love

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Well, there's a lot of reasons. I mean, roses only last a couple of weeks. And that's if you leave them in water. And they only really exist to be pretty. That's like saying, 'My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance.' But a potato! Potatoes last for fucking forever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack. That part alone makes it a good symbol. But there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that's like saying 'I have many ways in which I show my love for you.' And potatoes may be ugly, but they're still awesome. So that's like saying, 'It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you.'"

Enjoy uniqueness…seek similarities.

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So my mind begins to wander when I work graveyard and don't get enough sleep...freezing while waiting for the bus...etc...my thoughts last night...

One

It’s a lonely word it has been said.

Add another one to it and One becomes Two.

Two is unique to One.

Add One to Two and you get Three.

Three is totally unique from One and Two.

Basic math. So why is it so hard to get uniqueness?

One day 3 bumped into 1. One didn’t like 3 because 3 was too different.

“What’s with all the curves, Three?” One asked.

“It’s better than just being a boring straight up and down line, One.”

1 and 3 began quarreling over which was better…a straight line or curves.

Then along came 2. “I have the best of both of you, a straight line and a curve!”

Three did not like the compromising 2 at all and killed him.

One saw Three kill Two and so killed Three.

All that was left was One.

Tragic because the numbers couldn’t accept the differences in each other. If One had stayed with 3 we could have had Four. If 2 and 3 had gotten along there could have been a Five. So on and so on.

Instead all we have is One.

Imagine the possibilities if we could accept our uniqueness and the differences in others.

Would you truly be happy if someone said, “All married people live in Montana. All single men live in Washington. All Single women live in New York.”

Still…each man and woman is different. So break it down even more. All men who play Pac-Man live in Seattle…all men who play War Craft live in Yakima. Get it?

What if we broke it down by races. Each race live in their own territory. Then each territory is broken down by sexual orientation, religious belief, weight, hair color, etc… Eventually we would all be separated by our uniqueness.

Life would be pretty boring being just One.

Enjoy uniqueness…seek similarities.

Survey 2/25/2010

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What was the last movie you watched and with who?
reborn (so stupid) t-bone, Tater, Lisa and Amanda

How many people did you hold hands with today?
0

When was the last time you were genuinely happy?
hmmm

Is something bothering you?
yes

What are you listening to at the moment?
my tv

How many pillows do you sleep with?
3

Do you think any of your neighbors are creepers?
no

Do you have any friends who aren't complete potheads?
yes

Who last messaged you on Facebook?
Melissa F

The last person who hurt you apologizes; do you accept?
never apologized

Do you tend to hold grudges?
no

Anyone or anything in particular make your day better today?
na

What was your first thought when you woke up today?
im not going to drive today

Is it easy to make you cry?
depends on who

When you're really upset, what do you do?
depends on whats wrong

Are you close with anyone you never expected to be close with?
yes

If you could marry any famous person, who would it be?
hmmm good question

What is one of your locked text messages?
Lol. It's wesley. And now I gots ur number u gotta txt me lol

Are you happier now, or four months ago?
hard to answer, 4months ago i had my pop and now i dont.

Where were you on July 4, 2009?
ummm i think in rockville

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
ummmm huh?

Who was the last person to comfort you as you cried? When was it?
Abbey and Jenna @ pops funeral

Has anyone told you they don't ever want to lose you?
yes

Goal in life?
Dont be a failure

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Caitlin

Closest brown thing?
my blanket

Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
i don't think i've got a best friend

What was the last thing you laughed really hard over?
people at work

Who is the easiest person in your life, besides family, to talk to?
Good Question

Who is the ninth contact in your phone?
Andrew

Who was the last person of the opposite sex to hurt you emotionally?
its a secret.

Describe how you feel right now in one word.
blah

Are you going to get hurt anytime soon?
i hope not.

Would you date someone taller than you?
yes

Are you satisfied with your life as of now? Why?
Almost

Is there anybody you wish you would be spending time with right now?
yes

Have your parents ever told you that you couldn't hang out with a certain person?
just one but she's a bad person

What were you doing at 10 am?
cleaning

Who was the last person you got in a fight with? About what?
probably D

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No

Did you go to sleep happy last night?
i slept

Do you continue fighting in an argument even though you're wrong?
No.

Have you ever slept in contacts?
no.

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?
i dont watch movies.

Are you excited about anything?
kinda sorta

When's the last time you studied?
good question.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
yes

Do you have feelings for anyone?
Maybe.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
lot of people.

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
yes.

Do you think you are a good person?
Yes.

What will you be doing in 5 hours?
cleaning.

Does anyone call you babe/baby?
indeed

Are you a patient person?
sometimes.

Are you ticklish?
Yes.

Are you upset about anything?
No.

Any plans for tomorrow?
possibly

What should you be doing instead of filling this out?
cleaning

What's the weather like?
cold

Are you in a complicated relationship right now?
single

Date and time?
January 22, 2010 - 659pm.

Do you think people actually read these surveys?
probably if you do comment on it.

Is anything annoying you right now?
kinda

How many times have you gotten detention in school?
more then 5 less then 15